Tag Archives: sex

Ethan Hunt-ism

And then your suffering begins; you have a malfunctioning partner who is malfunctioning on an industrial scale. And when a partner begins to malfunction on an industrial scale, the longsuffering partner suffers greatly albeit in silence Continue reading

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Before you date someone

Genuine love doesn’t say ‘if you loved me you would…’ this is called hypocritical love, rather it says ‘I love you too much to take advantage of you… Continue reading

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Don’t date a Beelzebub by Leke Alder

Don’t date Beelzebub! A handsome Beelzebub discharging sexual static is an even more dangerous Beelzebub Continue reading

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The Male Perspective On Sex by Leke Alder

A woman can’t have sex without emotional attachment. If she does, it might be a sign of trouble, or even danger. Continue reading

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Why Kiss The Wrong Lips?

So you see, guys can do anything just to get into your pants. Continue reading

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